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Horn Broken. Watch for finger.

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Learn from your parents' mistakes — use birth control.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Forget about world peace… Visualize using your turn signal.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Auntie Em, Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy.

I love cats, they taste like chicken.

Out of my mind, Back in 5 minutes.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Rehab is for quitters.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.

All men are idiots, and I married their king.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who stopped payment on my reality check?

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.