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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of drive-up ATM's?

Why are there personal flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment; but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

Why don't sheep shrink after it rains?

You know that indestructible "black box" that always flies with airplanes — why not make the whole plane out of the same stuff?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

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